Beeb Radio 1 are ruining invoice Monday, as they keep playing a sound byte of Cameron telling me one of the reasons rioters rioted is because people don’t have dads.
Seriously, is he just picking a different cliche out of the air everyday?
Maybe I should write to him…
HI MR CAMERON,
MY NAMES JB AND I’M FROM TOTTENHAM. I DONT HAVE A DADDY. WILL YOU BE MY DADDY? I REALLY FEEL LIKE YOUR TORYISMS COULD IMPROVE MY LIFE AND MAKE ME LESS LIKELY TO LOOT WEAVE SHOPS / HAVE FEELINGS ABOUT THE SITUATIONS I’M GROWING UP IN.
LOVE JB X
While I wait for a reply (cos he blatantly reads Pakora Piece), lets look at how Lil Kim’s face has changed in life:
Yeah we all remember this one…
Avec shell breast, still familiar.
OH. That weave line is really convincing.