If this article is anything to go by, trashy is in this season.
Since the decisionesque decision to become a goth (even have black nails – pendarren throwback) / wear neutral colours 90% of time I was thinking I should probably get rid of my brolly.
It is bright fucking red and peppa pig. And also makes me look like a twat carrying it in full view on a sunny day.
Exhibit 1 – my outfit
Exhibit 2 – THE BROLLY
I can’t decide whether its enhancing my street cred via aforementioned article or I need to get a more sedate one.
Who knows, maybe I’m colour blocking!!!!!!!??!!!1! (I’m not).